Jerk-Off Tool

Tab for Jerk-Off

Transcribed by Richard Hawley (rhawley@lawson.its.utas.edu.au)


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"Used to be a bunch of ass-holes that lived in this part of the
building here but we systematically removed them like you would
any kind of termite or roach." - MJK

Approximate rythyms are shown
Tuning is in drop-D fashion - DADGBE

Figure 1.

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-----9-10--9-----9-10-9-------
---7--7-------7---7----8------
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^pulloff

Repeat 4 times.

Figure 2. (same as Figure 1 but an octave below.)

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-----7-8--7------7-8-7--------
---7--7-------7---7---8-------
^pulloff

Repeat 4 times omitting last note on the final repeat which
becomes the first chord of Figure 3.

Figure 3.

"Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong ..."
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---8--7--------------------
---8--7--------------------
^let ring
Repeat 2 times

"Punishment was for all those who dared to cross our ..."

Figure 4.

"..line ... but ..."
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--/12--0--/12-0/12-0/12---------
--/12--0--/12-0/12-0/12--0-2-3--
--/12--0--/12-0/12-0/12--0-2-3--

Repeat 4 times.

"it must not be true for jerk offs just like you and ..."

Figure 5.

"...maybe it ..."
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---5-555-5-555-5-555-888-333333---
---5-555-5-555-5-555-888-333333---

^palm mute all notes

Repeat 4 times.

"...takes longer to catch a total ass hole."

Whether these notes are in triplets or whatever, is beyond my scope of
musical knowledge. Its pretty fast and hard to hear exactly how
many times each chord structure is played so the above may not be
perfect. However, for each G chord (5-5) the first one on its own
(ie. the first of every set of 4) is attacked slightly harder than
the other three. This is needed to produce the same rhythmic effect
found on the album. You will also need to master a fast picking
style. If you can't, then you should learn how before attempting
the majority of most heavy metal songs, such as those by Metallica.

Figure 6.
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---5--0-5--0-5--0-8--0-3-3-3-0----------
---5--0-5--0-5--0-8--0-3-3-3-0----------
---5--0-5--0-5--0-8--0-3-3-3-0----------

Repeat 4 times.

Figure 2 four times.
Figure 3 two times.

"Someone told me once that theres a right and wrong.
Punishment was cure for those who dare to cross our ..."

Figure 4 four times.

"lines but it must not be true for jerk offs just like you and ..."

Figure 5 four times.

"maybe its just bullshit, I should play God and shoot you myself!"

Figure 6 four times.

Figure 2 one time.

"Tired of waiting."

Figure 7.1
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-----2-3--2---2-3-2-----3-4--3----3-4-3---
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---2--2-----2--2----4-3--3------3--3----3-

Repeat 2 times, omitting last note on second round

Figure 7.2
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------5-6--5---5-6-5--
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---6-5-5-----5--5-----

Repeat two times.

Figure 8.
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---8--10--------------
---8--10--------------
---8--10--------------
^Let note ring and feed back

"If consequences dictate a course of action and it
doesn't matter whats right, its only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate a course of action I should,
I should play God and just ...
Shoot you myself!"

Figure 6 four times.

"Tired of waiting."

Figure 9.

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---14(14)-----------------------
---14(14)-----------------------

Pick these two notes together very fast, in a manner similar to
that used in figure 5, for 4 bars.

Figure 10.

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---12---15---10---7--10/12-12/15---
---10---13---8----5---8/10-10/13---
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Repeat 4 times.

"Die now."

Figure 6 seven times.

"Shoot it, kick it, fuck it."

Figure 11.

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---5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-555---------------
---5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-555---------------
---5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-555---------------

"Shoot you in your fucking head!"

-Doncha just love those lyrics.

Rich


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