A F G E C
e------------------------------------------
[B------------------------------------------]G---------------------------------------5--
D-------7-------3-------5-------2-------5--
A-------7-------3-------5-------2-------3--
E-------5-------1-------3-------0----------

Everything is/should be/sounds like palm muted, and the strum pattern is
traditional 4/4 up/down etc... nothing weird here.

AStop! Have a bFeer, it's on Gme, has anyoEne ever told yAou
That you loFok like a sGtar, heard it sEaid at the bAar
So I drFinkG, cause it maEkes me
A   HappiFer than being alGone  E 
A   My good frFiend,G Johnny WEalker
A   Keeps me wFarm like a c-G-t  E 

F Seems like eveGrybody's gAot
Something GI have nFot
A reGason not to dCie
Death to GMr. RigFht
'Cause tGhat's not Cme!