Why are we here, what's life
all about?
Is God really real, or is there
some doubt?
Well tonight, we're going to sort it
all out,
For tonight it's the Meaning of Life.

What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the "chicken and the egg" time,
are we just yolks?
Or perhaps we're just one of God's
little jokes,
Well ca c'est the Meaning of Life.

Is life just a game where we make
up the rules,
While we're searching for
something to say,
Or are we just simply
spiraling coils,
Of self-replicating DNA?

In this life, What is our fate?
Is there a Heaven and Hell?
Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving or is it
too late?
Well tonight, here's the Meaning
of Life.

For millions, this life is a sad
vale of tears,
Sitting round with nothing to say,
While the scientists say we're just
simply spiraling coils,
Of self-replicating DNA.

So just why, why are we here?
And just what, what, what, what
do we fear?
Well ce soir, for a change,
it will all be made clear,
For this is the Meaning of Life
- c'est le sens de la vie,
This is the Meaning of Life