Verse 1:
CI FseGe you comb your hair and gimme that grin
FItC&#F39G;s making me spin now, spinnin' within.
FBeCfore I melt like snow
FI GsaFy CHeFllGo, how do you do!

Verse 2:
CI FloGve the way you undress now, baby begin,
FDoC yFouG caress, honey, my heart's in a mess,
FI CloFveG your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru,
FHoCw do you do!
F(HGow do you do!)

Pre-chorus 1:
a WelGl, here we are crackin' jokes in the corner of our mouths,
FAnCd e I feel like I'm laughing in a dream.
a If GI was young I could wait outside your school,
F&#G39;Cos your face is like the cover of a magazine...

Chorus 1:
DisHowB do you do, do you do, the things that you do?
DisNo GisoneB I know could ever keep up with you.
c How do you do!
GisDidB itc evGiser B make sense to you to say Bye, Bye, Bye?

Verse 3:
I see you in that chair with perfect skin,
Well, how have you been, baby, livin' in sin?
Hey, I gotta know, did you say
"Hello, how do you do?"
(How do you do?)

C F G F
C F G F
C F G F
C F G

Pre-chorus 2:
Well, here we are spending time in the louder part of town,
And it feels like everything's surreal.
When I get old I will wait outside your house,
'Cos your hands have got the power meant to heal...

Chorus 1:
How do you do, do you do, the things that you do?
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do!
Did it ever make sense to you to say Bye, Bye, Bye?

Bridge:
c (WeB ll, here we are crackin' jokes)
c HowB do you do!
c (WeB ll, here we are spending time)
c OooB oh.C..

Chorus 2:
FHoCw do you do, do you do, the things that you do?
FNoB onCe I know could ever keep up with you.
d How do you do!
B DidC id t eB verC make sense to you to cry Bye, Bye, Bye?

Oooh, how do you do, do you do, the things that you do?
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do!
Did it ever make sense to you to say Bye, Bye, Bye?

[Repeat chorus 2 to the end]